Lucerne (Lucille)

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A parody of a song by Kenny Rogers.
Recorded by mrlip in Springfield, VA
Recorded: 03/28/2022  Released: 03/28/2022  First aired: unaired

Lyrics

At a fridge in the Safeway
Near the rack by the Baked Lays
Mr. Nigel, he took out his phone
To call his friend Satchmo
So he could let him know
That his cottage cheese has finally returned

By the time that he reached him
Some jabroni had reached in
Took the last cartons all for himself
Nigel, he chased him
He had to face him
For taking them both off the shelf

You took the last cottage cheese from Lurcerne
With four percent milk fat
In the form of large curd
Might sound like I’m ravin'
Mr. Tony’s got a cravin'
Could you hand one of those to Marc Sterne?
Mr. Tony must have his Lucurne

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  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    This is SO EFFING FUNNY!!!
    900 days ago.
  • Kenny R.
    Excellent!!
    951 days ago.