Lyrics

Squirrel’s caught in a trap,
And he can’t get out,
Because he fell into Nigel’s skylight

Why couldn’t he see,
That his plan was faulty
To start the revolution that night?

Please don’t go feeding Sonny
Those delicious treats
‘cause lawyers will build their case
On delicious treats

Armoring up from head to toe
Isn’t the way to go
Call Adcock’s Trapping, they’ll do just fine

Here he goes again,
Going nuts in his pen
Can’t you see his rabid mouth
Is foaming?

Please don’t go open that door
With sadistic thoughts
‘Cause that squirrel will rip our your lungs, Jim
And you’ll be blind…

Oh, let the creature survive
He wasn’t like that chimney guy
Let’s not let that animal die…
Oh Nigel, you know
He’ll never try again…
Mmm yeahyeah

Squirrel’s caught in a trap,
He can’t get out,
Because he’s looking for nuts, maybe

He couldn’t he see
That his plan was faulty?
So now he’s gnawing off his own arm…

Don’t you know he’s…caught in a trap…
And he can’t get out…
Don’t you know winter’s coming?