Lyrics

By Joe Aro
A parody of "SUSPICIOUS MINDS" by Elvis Presley

NBA's in my yard
I can't look out.
Cuz summer hoops ain't my thing, baby...

Mike Wilbon adores it
He gets to sit on the floor
Where he makes believe he's scouting players

Mike, It's just an EXHIBITION,
so I close the blinds (I close the blinds)
He says it's like Thanksgiving
we should all make time....

He sits with bosses he knows
He name-drops all of the pros
This summer practice has him hypnotized.....

There he goes again...
He sees LeBron walking in...
You can feel the tears are real he's cryin' (Yes he's crying!!)

He's gonna rave about it, on PTI
(On PTI)
Can't wait 'til football season
I'm just biding my time.....


By Joe Aro
A parody of "SUSPICIOUS MINDS" by Elvis Presley