Lyrics

With thanks to the Brad for helping apply some polish

Rockin' Pneumonia And The Boogie Woogie Flu

Well Mr Tony on his show tells all
Covers any topic whether large or small
Only child over-sharing ‘bout abdominal pain
He’s got diverticulitis and he’s ready to complain

Can’t eat Michael’s pumpkin seeds no more
Everything bagel’s gonna make his gut sore
Best part of tomatoes he will have to eschew
He’ll still watch most of most movies but his popcorn days are through

Took him down hard so he missed a show
Was a few days ‘fore we were all in the know
Would not wish it on him but he might wish it on Raju
That diverticulosis don’t forget the ‘itis, too

Forms pockets in your digestive tract
Seeds get stuck in ‘em they cause an attack
It’s pretty common Tony, millions more have it, too
I looked this up on Wikipedia and Web M.D. too