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When Bob Ryan's on the Show he puts my kid to sleep.
It's neat.
And Chris Cillizza's so conceited it can't be believed.
But the point of the show is what Tony does, what he eats by the sink...
the things he likes an' the folks he hates...
how he gets to PTI.

Many a fan would send him stuff, many a fan would fax.
But the fans who wrote mailbag jingles, they wrote email jingles,
they were the littlest of them all.