What's Your Show for Thursday? to the tune of Goodbye Ruby Tuesday

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A parody of a song by The Rolling Stones.
Recorded by Steffi Rubin in Chapel Hill, North Carolina
Recorded: 03/15/2016  Released: 03/15/2016  First aired: unaired

Lyrics

I understand that Monday's nfl
Tuesday you can go to them as well
Wednesday take some calls
Or emails from St. Paul
Or have a guest
But what comes next?

What's your show for Thursday?
What will you come up with then?
When the sports tank runs on empty
What you gonna say friend?

You know the sports gods hate you when you say
"Elsewhere in the nhl today"
Pray for news to break
And if we're stuck there's always deflate gate
I cannot wait!

So here's our show for Thursday
Soccer, curling and croquet
Men's lacrosse and field hockey
Chimps in suits on Friday!

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  • judofuse in Atlanta
    It's all good, but I really like the second verse. The cool thing is this has a shot every Thursday until it airs.
    3141 days ago.
  • Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
    Very nice. Shout out to St. Paul!
    3154 days ago.
  • robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
    that croquet line killed me. happily in tears. can you imagine what shows in july would actually sound like if he didn't take the time off?
    3155 days ago.
  • Anita in Alaska in Anchorage,AK
    Another Stones favorite ruined. I love it! Great lyrics and beautifully done.
    3156 days ago.
  • mrlip in Springfield, VA
    Lock for Thursday-or even Wednesday!
    3156 days ago.