Lyrics

I understand that Monday's nfl
Tuesday you can go to them as well
Wednesday take some calls
Or emails from St. Paul
Or have a guest
But what comes next?

What's your show for Thursday?
What will you come up with then?
When the sports tank runs on empty
What you gonna say friend?

You know the sports gods hate you when you say
"Elsewhere in the nhl today"
Pray for news to break
And if we're stuck there's always deflate gate
I cannot wait!

So here's our show for Thursday
Soccer, curling and croquet
Men's lacrosse and field hockey
Chimps in suits on Friday!