I'D DO ANYTHING FOR LOOT (I JUST WON'T SAY BUTT !!)

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A parody of a song by Meatloaf.
A Collaboration by corkzilla in Clarksburg & joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Recorded: 10/28/2017  Released: 10/29/2017  First aired: 05/29/2018

Lyrics

LYRICS:

I would do anything for loot.
Push t-shirts, hoodies, even hats.

I would do anything for loot.
Go on and give me a big box of that.

But I'll never forget when I first saw that word. No way, not OK.

And I would do anything for loot....
Although I won't say butt!
No I won't say BUTT !!!

Some days I'll read Blue Apron
Some days I'll read SeatGeek
Some days I'll read Spotify, yeah it is nice, it is short
Some nights I'll be bartender
Some nights a pop-up cast
Some nights I'll show for dinner, take some pics, and play to the crowd

Maybe I'm easy, hawking this merchandise for you
But if I was buying it, then I'd need to clip a coupon or two

As long as they're selling razors
As long as the filters need changing
As long I get free stuff from you
You better believe it, I will do

Anything for loot....Oh I would do anything for loot
Oh I would do anything for loot, although I won't say butt
No I just won't say butt !!!!!

Lyrics by Aaron Rife (Clarksburg, WV) and Joe Aro
Vocals by Joe Aro