Lyrics

You can install TVs, put in bathrooms galore
Put shelves at the front for TK's podcast store
Where you hock all your stickers, hats, and hoodies
You can change the whole joint, but it'll always be Chadwick's to me

You can switch up the menu to your own delight
No veggie options, per the Socialite
A waitress named Connie asks what'll it be?
I'll have seven lamb speedies, it'll always be Chadwick's to me

Ohhh come for trivia tonight, get a DNA test, and shout La Cheeserie !
Ohhh have a Guinness and then, hit the Jingles Jukebox, next to Sheena Parveen

You can fire a chef in the pod studio
When you finally pick a new name we’ll all go
Out to Friendship Heights down in Metro DC
Shinebox or Hot Bench it will always be Chadwick's to me

Idea/Lyrics by ShineBox
Additional Lyrics/Vocals by Joe Aro