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{Forgive me for skewing political. Next up I shall ridicule prevailing religious tenets.}

He just goes on and on, at length!
Traffic and grocery stores
The local hospitals' dining fare
[And still he jabbers on!]

And now he's slurping Trump, that tool!
Sure he's a ratings machine
In high school did he also support Mussolini?
[Now that was pretty mean]

A brand new restaurant to try each week
Some days he even mentions sports
Talkin' with guests who like to let him speak
Callin' up Michael to report
The weather!!

After "We've Only Just Begun" by The Carpenters