Mean Mr Mustard

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A parody of a song by The Beatles.
Recorded by Brad Weiss in Carrboro, NC
Recorded: 05/16/2017  Released: 05/16/2017  First aired: unaired

Lyrics

Young Mr Russert talks over wonks
Won’t drink your plonk
Trying to prove something

Wizards and the Nats are his beat
Even tops the Cillizza seats
Won’t catch him in your middle seat
Such a mean young man
Such a mean young man

His friend is Matt, hurls for the Mets
Luke hopes to get
Some of his action
14 million bucks isn’t broke
Thinks your Emmy trophy’s a joke
Prob’ly issues edicts to Popes!
Can’t abide Caps fans
mean young man

After The Beatles

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  • Tom
    Both sides do it
    2582 days ago.
  • Anita from Alaska
    This is divine. Glad it got Joe to finally see the light.
    2671 days ago.
  • Gene
    Great song brad
    2672 days ago.
  • Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
    So great, Brad.
    2674 days ago.
  • Jason Fuse in Los Angeles
    The combined shot at Cillizza and Russert in one line is so excellent.
    2684 days ago.
  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    Sometimes I don't know how to feel about "controversial" TK guest mics until I hear the Weiss take. I guess Luke sucks. #Meanyoungman
    2690 days ago.
  • Dylan in Los Angeles, CA
    This is great. I particularly love all the Matt Harvey stuff.
    2691 days ago.
  • mrlip in Springfield, VA
    Love this.
    2691 days ago.