Lyrics

Ahhhhh send your emails notes and faxes!
Ahhhhh send your emails notes and faxes!

Tony Kornheiser, he reads all the notes from the Littles and then starts to laugh...
So does the staff.
Nigel from England, picks out another but it's never mine. Why do I try?
All my notes and emails, they never do get read.
All my cards and letters, thrown in the trash instead.

Leave it to Wilbon. he's never surprised by events or the scores from the games.
That's his claim to fame,
And then there is Gary, his song for the mailbag won't play anymore.
I bet he's sore!
All the cards and emails, to me they are such fun.
All the notes and letters, why do mine all get shunned?

Ahhhhh send your emails notes and faxes!
Ahhhhh send your emails notes and faxes!

Please Mister Tony, don't say my name on the air if you do read my note.
Still glad that I wrote...
One thing in closing: I'm entertained by the guests and the laughter you bring...
Don't change a thing !
All the notes and emails, so clever and so bright...
When riding my bicycle, I promise I'll wear white!


Written by Joe Aro (pronounced ARROW)
Longtime listener from Ellicott City, MD