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East Coast Sausage processed out of pork,
Sold in a deli down in old New York
Night shift cook knows, hes doin alright.
He’ll whip you, your snack up, just before midnight
Ach, braunschweiger how come you taste so good
(a-ha) braunschweiger, just like a sausage should
A-huh.

Pork liver sausage whether cold or hot
Spread it with some mustard like you’re never gonna stop
Hausfrau knows that she’s making it right.
You still could have some, just around midnight.
Ach braunschweiger how come you taste so good
(a-ha) braunschweiger, just like a sausage should
A-huh.
[Break. Long break. Really long]
Ach braunschweiger how come you taste so good
(a-ha) braunschweiger, just like a sausage should
A-huh.
I know your mama was a kosher queen,
and all her boyfriends were Ashkenazim
It’s not kosher but I know what I like
I’m gonna have some, just around midnight.
Ach braunschweiger how come you taste so good
(a-ha) braunschweiger, just like a sausage should.

I said JA, I said JA, I said JA, OOOOh just like a, just like a sausage should.