Lyrics

Inspired lyrically by Jeanne's great response to meat causing cancer, and musically by John Fitzpatrick's recent run of great rock/blues jingles. (Extended intro edition.)

You say red meat causes cancer
Well, then I guess "I've had a good life!"
You say red meat is gonna kill me
Then by cheeseburger I shall die
Cause if it's death or root vegetables julienne
Then bury me with extra sausage on the side

So you say processed meats will kill you
Well guess what - so does EVERYTHING ELSE, my friend
So you can keep your kale and tofu
I'm gonna eat and enjoy til the non-bitter end
Gonna suck the meat juice out this biscuit
And you'll pry this warm steak from my cold dead hands

And if the Ham Reaper keeps me from waking
In lieu of flowers, just send bacon

Parody of "Red House" acoustic version, by Jimi Hendrix.