Julienne (from the Beatles' 'Julia')

Julienne (from the Beatles' "Julia")

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A parody of a song by The Beatles.
Recorded by JG in Boston
Recorded: 10/29/2015 Released: 10/30/2015 First aired: unaired

Lyrics

All that candy's gonna rot your teeth,
Still on Halloween don't give julienne.

Julienne root vegetables,
For the trick or treaters.
Trader Joe's is not your friend.

Kids are gonna egg your house,
If you give julienne.

(Wipe that smug look off your hipster face don't be pretentious give candy not root vegetables that are julienned,.)

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JG
Thanks, Kjirsten. Jason Fuse did the music. I think he said there was a different version of the song he was working from, or maybe he improvised based on it.
3235 days ago.
Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
Very nice. One question though - Are you playing guitar on this or is that a backing track?
3235 days ago.
robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
i'm very glad someone did a jingle about this idea. i wrote it down in my notes from that show but couldn't come up with anything. Kudos, JG!
3247 days ago.

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