Lyrics

This is easily the dumbest jingle I have thought of or recorded.

*I forgot to thank Jason, who previewed this nonsense and suggested the idea of paying/not paying monkeys illegal benefits/foodstuffs.



Rally, Order of Primates
Mammals known for their big brains
No academic scandals
Don’t pay players bananas
Rah! Rah! for Monkey University

E’er we shall dress in suits
and other anthropomorphic moves
Famous alums with clout like
Reginald the tout
Stay loyal to our school

Cheer cheer for old Monkey U
Hissing at tourists flinging our poo
Positive reinforcement nigh
Means coconuts will rain down from the sky
What though the odds be small or they great
Over Leopard Tech and Hyena State
260 species strong
Make up the monkey cabal