Lyrics

LYRICS by Mike in Burke & Jerry

We kid 'cause we love [?]. This song channels all the "love" that Chris gets on the TK message boards

Always with the chatter,
Thinks he’s all that matters,
Why is the Fix on Tony’s show every day

Turns out he's a writer,
Washington insider
And though he uses lots of words
he has nothing to say

Did he win a contest? Or just a bet?
Maybe it’s some blackmail scheme that we don’t understand yet
Too much of a good thing can be a curse
But too much of a bad thing is definitely worse

Cillizza went to Loomis Chaffee,
Now he drives us crazy,
Nothing's gonna shut his mouth,
He’s interrupting Tony’s stories
Somehow worse than Torie,
Nothing’s gonna shut his, nothing’s gonna shut his mouth

A parody of Starship, "Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now"