Lyrics

I’m eating eggs in a fancy part of town
Off to my left, Tony’s pitching Lowes
Hardly anyone believes a word he says
Tony laughs because he knows

Mr. Tony's pushing products with a promo code
Turnstiles of sponsors spinning round with every episode
Time for the Chatter promotion
One more time with emotion
Caren’s serving bowling alley fries
with Mr. Tony’s lies

A parody of Billy Joel, "Rosalinda’s Eyes"