Lyrics

I watched the Nats last night, oh boy!
Up 7-1 and we were in control
Then Matty Williams takes out Zim
He should have left him in
What's next is really grim....

The bullpen door swung open wide
They'd all forgotten how to throw a strike
A crowd of people hid their eyes
Blake Treinen, Drew Storen
Everyone was pretty sure they'd never seen six walks before!!!

They brought in Papelbon, OH BOY!!
Gave up a bomb, then F.P. starts to cry
All I can think of is this show
At 10 am Wednesday,
What will Tony say?
These guys are CHO-O-O-O-O-O-KING-DO-O-O-O-OGS!!!!!

(TUNE OF "A DAY IN THE LIFE" by THE BEATLES)
Lyrics/Vocals by JOE ARO