The Ballad Of KIRK

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A parody of a song by Five For Fighting.
Recorded by joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Recorded: 09/03/2015  Released: 09/04/2015  First aired: unaired

Lyrics

I'm starting qb for the Redskins
Need a big year for the money
and I beat RG3, but still all the fans don't believe
Been here 4 years with the Redskins
but all these guys on the TV, they think my name is Kurt
It's spelled with a K, they're so naive
'15 now's my time to prove
time to shine and make my move
In '15, I've got some new tricks
yeah this I predict
Gonna throw a bunch of touchdowns and less picks

By Joe Aro
A parody of "100 YEARS" by FIVE FOR FIGHTING
For my team's new QB

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  • EmmetGM in Boston,MA
    I just discovered this listening to old firehose podcasts. This is one of my favorite songs and such a great parody. Nice Job!
    2943 days ago.
  • Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
    I also dig this tune and you DID nail it. Nice!
    3290 days ago.
  • judofuse in Atlanta
    That's why David was right to say "Cut him Today!" They messed up his mind and his mobility leaving him in that playoff game... hasn't been right since, and probably won't ever be again for this team. Even if his legs are 100%, his head now seems messed up. He needs a new location, and they need to let him go.
    3301 days ago.
  • rob in Pittsburgh, PA
    i never really thought about it, but you're right. how good does kirk need to be for the conversation to not be about the current 3rd string qb? i honestly don't know. even if they start winning won't the storyline be "how does griffin feel about it?"
    3301 days ago.
  • judofuse in Atlanta
    Very well done. It has to be strange for him, named the starter for the season and it's still all RG3 talk all the time.
    3301 days ago.
  • Bill Barto in Columbus, OH
    One of my favorites and you nailed it. Nice job Joe.
    3305 days ago.

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