Why Do You Have to Wreck My Songs? (A Non-Little's Lament)
Lyrics
Inspired in part by the intimation from the many people to whom I've tried to explain jingling - that we're all insane. Dedicated to our non-Little spouses, SOs, family or others who put up with this nonsense on a regular basis.
Lyrics:
He yaks, you sing 'bout anything
he says, never asking why.
I hear all day 'bout podcast delays
where is my "American Pie"
Don't you ever say I'm the one insane.
I don't sing about food.
Now I'm humming lines 'bout some bald, orange guy.
in place of my favorite "Hey Jude."
Why do you have to wreck my songs?
I can't even recall them now
What happened to my Elton John?
All I ever hear is fake Fugees.
Who cares about his bocce ball?
Are you ever gonna give this up?
Don't need a song when his car has stalled.
Or 'bout some freak & flakka trees.
Who flak's a tree?
I never meant to start a war.
I just want to hear my songs again.
And instead of what size Junior wore,
I just want to hear KD again.
I never meant to start a war.
I just want to hear my songs again
not a misquoted Paul Simon.
Don't you ever say I'm the one insane
I think maybe that's you.
*A parody of "Wrecking Ball" by Miley Cyrus. My thanks to Jason for helping me with chords and more on this one! You are quite a talent, sir!
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