Lyrics

I once bought a grill, or should I say, I made a scene
He schlepped it for me, wasn't that grand, of Home Depot Dan?

I took it to Kurt and I told him set up over there
So he looked it over and said I hope you have a spare

I stood at my sink, gobbling ice cream, drinking more wine
Then watched only two innings then said, "It's time for bed"

I texted Michael in the morning, said it's gonna rain
He told me he couldn't care less and I'm being a pain

One day I'll awake, I'll be alone, there'll be no show
So I'll stand outside the Browesabout, and still I'll shout