Lyrics

Cillizza's appearances have shot through the roof this year, so I assume a conversation like this had to have taken place. [This is my first full length jingle of the Summer. Woot!]

It was morning and I was hoping
For the phone call to say I’ll come on
The Tony Show
‘Cuz Clarke can’t go
They’d book me

The Fix is great for a fish rapper
It’s good to read while on the crapper
But my need is big
For a morning gig
come book me

You need a guest I think it’s cool
I’m erudite you’re public schooled
book me

Calls that rang to me, tweets that sprang from me
Wine they brang to me while in Aisle 3
At the game
I’m naming names
So book me

You’re mostly bald my hair’s a crust
You’re on TV I’m on a bus
Come book me

And so it was that I chanced to swim in
Diana Ross’s pool while chasing women
I hurt my knee
contracted scurvy
or scabies

I tweet nonstop you shout til noon
I’m scared of death you’re dying soon
Come book me

I drink white wine, you - Walker Blue
I am the goy you are the jew
Book me