Lyrics

I've heard people say that
Too much “$5 Insanity” is no good for you baby
I don't know about that
There’s so many kinds of shrubs
We’ve shared leaves and raked leaves
You don’t seem to me like just a trunk
Cuz there's just not enough pine
There's just not enough

My arbor bride, can’t get enough of your leaves babe
Plant, I don't know, I don't know why
Can’t get enough of your leaves babe

Oh some saplings have such strong roots
And some grow from a graft
And from the smallest nut a fine oak grew
That’s full of chloroplast

Oh my, plant

Tell me why’s your bark so rough?
What am I gonna do?
How should I feel when everything is wood?

What kind of rash is this that you've given me?
Is it in your sap, or just your fuzzy leaves?

Tree all I know is when I take a bath,
I feel deranged
Burnin’ hot
Remove my clothes
Why not give it a shot!

My arbor bride, can’t get enough of your leaves babe
Plant, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know why, can’t get enough of your leaves babe
FADE


Barry White probably did not have this kind of amorous activity in mind.