Lyrics

[I’m No] Handy Man

Joshua come on down
What's with this wet stuff trickling down
You fix it, I'm no handy man

I'm not the kind to use the simplest of tools
Snake out the plumbing, who you kidding, fools?
Can't fix broken parts
Hey look! There's a big hole under the can

If your toilet bowl, should need repair
Find a real man, not me
I mutter and moan, complain to my friends
Then summon Croppe-Metcalfe to me-ee-ee

Here is the main thing that I want to say
World's on call to me 24 hours a day
That's the whole point of this show
Hey, are you a fan?

Shout out shout out shout out to Joshua, yeah