Lyrics

"Don't Let Me Be Lonely Tonight"

Bryce bats left, Werth bats right
Take big swings, pop outs take flight
Can’t see an end to this offensive blight
Nats ain’t gonna start scoring tonight

Lead off man, name of Span’s so slow
Taking his time to get set
But it's time to throw
Holds his left arm up, drives me nuts you know
Nats ain’t gonna start scoring tonight

Swing away, why don’t you?
Other teams do it with ease
Just stop taking pitches that sit right at your knees
Scores so one-sided, and the coaching’s misguided
At this rate you won’t win a league crown, no

Season’s long, you’re so bright, now Jason
Hardest thing in the galaxy, ain’t that right?
Save your excuses for those pundits who write
but the Nats just ain’t hitting tonight

No they didn’t hit a thing tonight, no, no, they sure didn’t score much tonight