Lyrics

I heard an ol’ coyote howlin’ on the radio
gripin’ and groanin’ and complaining every day
He was lookin’ for a guy called Tommy at the Palm
Gonna eat half his chicken parmesan & throw the rest away

Aaahooo! Coyotes of Bethesda
Aaahooooo!

I heard ‘em prowlin' round Rock Creek Park
Was it your pet that they ate?
Well they’re just looking for a free bite of food
I suppose you can relate

Aaahooo! Coyotes of Bethesda
Aaahoooooo!

He’s the bald and orange man, who’ll crush ya if he can
Destroying all his enemies on air
And he don’t cut no slack
Stab ya with cocktail forks, Jack
Huh, he shops at Lord & Taylor

Aaahooo! Coyotes of Bethesda
Aaaahooooo!

I heard Ovetchkin lost another playoff game
doin' the coyote of Bethesda
I heard Otto Porter Jr lost another playoff game
doin' the coyote of Bethesda
I saw a coyote drinking johnnie walker blue at Colombia
His hair was absent

Aaahoooo! Coyotes of Bethesda
Draw Blood
Aaahoooo! Coyotes of Bethesda