Propane (Cocaine)

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A parody of a song by Eric Clapton.
Recorded by mrlip in Springfield, VA
Recorded: 05/04/2015  Released: 05/05/2015  First aired: unaired

Lyrics

I started writing these lyrics in 10th grade (1983) but never dreamed I'd have a chance to use them.

Propane (Cocaine)

If you wanna cook out ‘n’ your grills rusted out
Propane
When your Weber’s done and you need a new one
Propane
No gas line, no gas line, no gas line
Propane
Home Depot’s best man, is a guy named Dan
Propane
If you’re just some shmuck, he’ll still deliver by truck
Propane
No gas line, no gas line, no gas line
Propane

(I think I left my sunglasses on the counter…)

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  • T. Chappell Aldridge in Alexandria
    I wrote this September 2009, Never dreamed (etc etc) If you wanna relent on you carbon footprint; propane. If you wanna go green in your drivin’ machine propane It’s so clean, It’s so clean, It’s so clean; propane. If you got ambitions to cut back your emissions propane. If you wanna show class use liquid natural gas propane It’s so clean, It’s so green I’m so keen - propane. If you’re feelin’ glum about petroleum propane. Dont forget this fact, you can clean up your act; propane. It’s so clean, In between It’s my spleen; propane. It’s so clean, It’s my spleen, Don’t be mean propane.
    3518 days ago.
  • Kyle H. in Merced, CA
    This is classic!
    3709 days ago.
  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    Pretty damn funny!!!!
    3716 days ago.
  • Kj in MN in St. Paul, MN
    Nice one! You are officially addicted to this jingling:) A ton of great tunes outta you!
    3717 days ago.
  • mrlip in Springfield, VA
    judofuse - You can never start preparing too early. FYI The original line was "If you wanna cook out you better not run out. Propane."
    3718 days ago.
  • judofuse in Atlanta
    Excellent. I also love that the lyrics traversed 30+ years in order to make it to this moment.
    3718 days ago.
  • rob in Pittsburgh, PA
    YES!
    3718 days ago.