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Not enough has been made of the fact that the only way to surprise Wilbon is the NOT have chili on the menu at Chads. I was hoping I'd hear him say "What are we, serving Chinese?" but "Hook a brother up." will have to do.

So you bought Chads out
For a whole boatload
Put TVs up
Yes your money flowed

So you bought Chads out
For God knows why
Let Michael know
When your cash runs dry

You're serving burgers and fries (Wilbon's suprised)
And plates of wings (Wilbon's suprised)
Start serving some chili (Wilbon's suprised)
‘Fore Wilbon comes unhinged (Wilbon's suprised)

Wilbon's suprised