Golf With Tony

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A parody of a song by Frank Sinatra - Love & Marriage.
Recorded by Sean Morrissey in Frederick,MD
Recorded: 04/23/2014  Released: 04/24/2015  First aired: unaired

Lyrics

GOLF WITH TONY, GOLF WITH TONY
I’D RATHER HAVE A PIECE OF BAD BOLOGNA
THIS I TELL YOU BROTHER
HE MIGHT JUST SMACK YOU WITH HIS PUTTER

GOLF WITH TONY, GOLF WITH TONY
HE’LL TALK ABOUT HOW BARRY TROTZ IS PHONY
SHANKING EVERY OTHER….
GOLFBALL IN THE FRICKIN WATER

WHY, WOULD ANYONE WANT TO …….. FEEL SO DISILLUSIONED
8K ONLY TO BE HAPPY AT THE CONCLUSION

GOLF WITH TONY, GOLF WITH TONY
YA PAID 8 GRAND, YOU ARE A BIG JABRONI
THIS I TELL YOU BROTHER
YOU MIGHT BE DUMB
YOU BEST GET DRUNK
CUZ YOU’LL FEEL NUMB
AT THE CONCLUSION

CUZ HE WON’T TALK TO YOU.

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  • Kj in MN in St. Paul, MN
    Fantastically funny!
    3358 days ago.
  • Anonymous Little
    the Jabroni line got me good. GREAT song selection and execution!
    3361 days ago.
  • judofuse in Atlanta
    I'm rolling with Joe's prediction on this one. I would pay some amount of money to just read a transcript of this golf outing for comedy purposes alone.
    3362 days ago.
  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    I predict this airs today....
    3362 days ago.
  • Brad Weiss in Carrboro, NC
    Priceless ending, at the conclusion.
    3362 days ago.
  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    Wow!!! What a riot!!!
    3362 days ago.