Lyrics

I drive a Caddy
A Jeep when it snows
Not in the fast lane
I do TV and Radio
I drive a Caddy
I can’t shovel snow
Car-di-olo-gist says, no noooo

I said Emmys, I do this, “I had that”, you knew this
Can’t email or faxes, don’t know how to do this?
No Facebook or Twitter, Snapchat or Pinterest
I’m from the late 60’s I have no (bleep) interest
Better get that story on time, Raju don’t like it this time
Monday Night Football seem to like me, Gruden left me behind
Podcast is never on time, sales weasel’s never are kind
I just can't worry 'bout no haters, gotta stay on my grind
Now tell me, who that, who that?
That do that, do that?
“Do you know who I am”, I thought you knew that, knew that
You know I’m on PTI, put my name in bold
Got my Lilyhammer jacket if it gets too cold

I drive a Caddy
I go really Slow
Not in the fast lane
I do TV and Radio
I drive a Caddy
I can’t shovel snow
Car-di-olo-gist says, no nooooo