Lyrics

Because you know it's all about RG, RGIII, not Cousins
It's all about RG, RGIII, not Cousins
It's all about RG, RGIII, not Cousins
It's all about RG, RGIII

Yeah it's pretty clear, Gruden he must go too
'Cause I can shake it shake it
and sell some Subway too
I had those moves, moves that made the defense chase
All the right scrambles to all the right places

I see ESPN show all my Heisman shots
I got that all trademarked
C'mon now make them stop!
Like Johnny Football, just raise them up
'Cause every time they show my spots my wallet fills up to the top...

Yeah my Mama she told me "Don't worry about their lies"
She says "The fans like more Subway commercials, so hold the fries"
You know I won't be no stick figure QB like Kaepernick...
So just name me the starter, I'll show you I was worth the picks...

Because you know it's all about RG, RGIII, not Cousins
It's all about RG, RGIII, not Cousins
It's all about RG, RGIII, not Cousins
It's all about RG, RGIII, RGIII

A parody of “All About that Bass” by Meghan Trainor
Special Thanks to Joe Aro for bringing this song to life.