Lyrics

Edited cause TONY WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG!


Trotz! A-ah
Savior of the Capitals!
(I reached my hand into the stream and there was a gold nugget the size of my fist!)
Trotz! A-ah
He’ll save the Ovech-i-ken
(We have Trotz. We got the Trotz. Has this guy ever won anything?...No. He’s always the greatest guy in the world.)
Trotz! A-ah
He’s a miracle!
(I am Barry Trotz and I am your worst nightmare!)
Trotz! A-ah
He’ll do the impossible
He won with the Predators
But what did he win with the Predators?
Couldn’t get past divisional
He’s mostly provisional
What an individual, mighty Trotz!
(That he, Barry Trotz, who has been to the Stanley Cup Finals…NEVER…who has been to the Conference Finals…NEVER…who has been out of the second round…NEVER…NEVER….let me repeat that….NEVER….)
Trotz! A-ah
(He’s an art teacher…he thinks of stuff…)
Trotz!
Savior of the Capitals

Just a man
Who had a plan
But Tony knows
Trotz has to eat crow
Because they choked like dogs
And won’t ever win the Stanley Cup
Oh oh….Oh oh….

(And that’s why he’s the greatest coach in the history of hockey because he has perspective. I mean there’s no question about that.)

Trotz!

(Ok that’s enough hockey)