Lyrics

Daily sports type show talkin sports type situations/ocassionally brings in guest from DC Publications
He talks D.C. weather, and peddles a lotta of windows/at the end of a segment known as old guy radio
at the end of the show he's got his fans asking/can i get sticker so people salute while they're passing?
but they're not for everybody/the submission better be sure to make Tony jolly (because)
(I love it when you open up the mailbag)
Got your notes in a pile/he'll read them for a while
(I love it when you open up the mailbag)
all the littles daily vittles and their driving rituals
(I love it when you read emails and faxes)
you wanna send him tasty snacks you better do it fast (why)
cause soon he'll be asking for something else that he thought was tasty lately.