Lyrics

Everyday

Everyday he’s a spittin’ viper
Don’t get him started on Mel Kuyper
Watch yourself, he’ll surely turn your way
A-hey, a-hey-hey

Everyday he’s a vituperation blaster
Everyone he’ll call a big disaster
Anyone he’ll skewer and he will flay
A-hey, a-hey-hey

Every show he goes on a little longer
Every screed comes on a little stronger
Yom Kippur
Has got to be a full day for our Tony

Everyday Browse-Abouts-a-gettin' closer
People there wondering just who is this poser?
Fate’s rebuke will surely come his way
A-hey, a-hey-hey

A parody of “Everyday” by Buddy Holly