I Can't Tell You Why

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A parody of a song by Eagles.
Recorded by John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
Recorded: 01/25/2014  Released: 01/25/2014  First aired: unaired

Lyrics

OK, this is not a TK show tribute, but instead one to all the warblers who strive to bring the music to the 11:51 spot. Special homage to a couple of the ringers out there.....

"I Can't Sing That High"

Look at us Littles, up all night
Tearing our throats apart
Aren’t we just a bunch of people who record songs
After work
In the kitchen
Every time I try to sing jingles
These keys give my ears and my nose tingles
‘cause I can't sing that high

That TK Jingles,
Is a great website
(try to keep your head, Annandale)
Upload and download, too
Jer’ don't have to worry
‘bout getting on air
(all caught up in the Little World)
'cause TK loves you
All these songs in their orig’nal key
That makes it harder than it has to be
‘cause I can't sing that high
Joe Aro, he can sing that high
I can’t sing that high

[Transpose this…]

A parody of "I Can't Tell You Why" by Eagles

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  • mrlip in Springfield, VA
    This is fantastic. Glad someone commented today so I could find this!
    2506 days ago.
  • robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
    i believe it was a little in Seattle, and he never posted it.
    2508 days ago.
  • Jeff M
    What happen to the parody song of "I Can't Tell You Why" regarding Kevin laughing at news stories involving people dying?
    2508 days ago.
  • judofuse in Atlanta
    Very well done. I'm all about the jingles that are only tangentially related to the actual TK Show. Niche is my favorite niche.
    3341 days ago.
  • Kj Ohnstad in St. Paul, MN
    Awesome John!
    3736 days ago.
  • Jerry in Annandale, VA
    Great concept & fabulous performance. And thanks for keeping me grounded! I'd like to hear the Joe Aro one-octave-up alternate ending tacked onto this!
    3748 days ago.
  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    I love the original, but I think I love Fitz's version better! First time I've ever been so honored with a jingle mention. WOW !! This guy is seriously taking this site by STORM!!!
    3749 days ago.
  • bradweiss in Carrboro, NC
    Hey, you're giving away everyone's secrets! Too good.
    3749 days ago.