Lyrics

Woof! (choking sound)
Woof! (choking sound)
Woof! (choking sound)
Woof! (choking sound)

That’s the sound of dogs… choking in the playoffs
That’s the sound of dogs… choking in the playoffs

They won another President’s Trophy
Made their fans want to "Rock the Red"
Then Game 7 comes along
And they roll over and play dead
Or maybe they are really Chessie
And the people of DC are the sheep

That’s the sound of dogs… choking in the playoffs
That’s the sound of dogs… choking in the playoffs