Lyrics

I heard the last show down in Rockville
it's been about a month or so
and life went on for Mr. Porthouser
he drove his cadillac
across that bridge real slow

They held a podcast down in Annandale
where jingles and the mailbag flow
The fax lines all went down
and Tony left the town
but Jerry went right on with the show!

Is there an update from down in Rockville?
When will his new deal be complete?
Hey Jerry are you there for Michael's Wedding Day?
If so please ask around, and maybe send a tweet....

For now we all sit back and wonder...
if Courtney ever cummz again
Will Ann review the flicks?
Will we hear monkey picks?
or could this really be the end?

By Joe Aro/Ellicott City, MD
Parody of "MIAMI 2017" by BILLY JOEL