Lyrics

Here’s both an homage to and a scolding of Nigel for his wonderful support of our jingles and with that support, subsequently creating (jingle) monsters (who may or may not be jingling when they should be doing other things).
Set to “Kaw-Liga” by Hank Williams, although Charley Pride’s version is the one I grew up listening to. Happy summer, all!

Lyrics:

He's Nigel, he's a sneaky Englishman, runs the mailbag.

He picks our notes, the jingle that's played, & even if we'll get some swag.

He's Nigel, yeah, well he really runs the whole damn TK show,

If not for him, there'd be no jingles, no!

Well, now we're in the summer months & Tony's show is dark

I still email just in case but it's just some dude named Marc!

Hey Nigel, where are you?

Now, I'm sending songs to a show that's not on,

At least I've still got tkjingles.com

What have you done Nigel, in 1 week I'll be hitched.

Oh man Nigel, my fiancée's really pissed.

I don't have to wonder why I tempt my fate

It’s cuz Nigel you played my song one day!