Lyrics

When I turn on 980, what do I hear?
A bald man, bald, orange and grumpy!
Bald and orange and grumpy, so scared he's gonna die
Bridges make him jumpy
He's got a G.P.S., he calls it P.T.I.

Bald and orange and grumpy, he needs his summer break
He's going to Rehoboth, to toast himself some steaks

He's got a smartphone, he can prove it
He knows that times have changed
He doesn't know how to use it, and that rotary dial man it looks really strange

Bald and orange and grumpy, it's time for him to go
With emails, notes and faxes, that's how he ends his show....
Blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah blah blah blah........


By Joe Aro/Ellicott City, MD
Parody of "Poetry In Motion" by Johnny Tillotson