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All the old coaches of this team
Norv Turner on down to Shanahan
They never got to choose (No No No)
the roster was strictly up to Dan

Started off so well in '99
they got Brad Johnson in a trade
They won the east (yes it's true)
Jeff George came in and he got paid

All the writers at the Post and Times said
Why'd they do that (Why'd they do that)
That is just SO REDSKINS

Robiskie in, Norv is fired
He got the axe with three games to go
Schottenheimer hired (Way to go)
He loses his first 5 in a row

Hired the old ball coach, 2 long years
he calls and quits from the driving range
Brought back Coach Joe (OH HELL YEAH)
4 years he's gone then it all gets strange

Dan & Vinny, well we all heard them say
Jim Zorn would make a great head coach
That is just, SO REDSKINS

Shanahan is here, no Elway
Bruce Allen says "Hey we got our man"
Donovan McNabb (Oh My God)
That didn't work out the way we planned

If you wanna find ol' John Beck
he's got a gig in the CFL
And Sexy Rex (where is he)
he's unemployed, far as I can tell

Danny hired a new guy last year
his 8th head coach since he bought the team
We've got 3 QB's (that's alot)
There's Kirk and Colt, then there's RG3

All the fans in the DMV say
Oh No, Oh No, Ohhhhhh Oh No!
Overtime Loss, interception
That is just SO REDSKINS


BY JOE ARO/PARODY OF "WALK LIKE AN EGYPTIAN" BY THE BANGLES (1986)