The Man In White

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A parody of a song by Johnny Cash.
Recorded by geezertaz in Rockville, Md.
Recorded: 04/04/2015  Released: 04/04/2015  First aired: 10/13/2015

Lyrics

Lyrics by Ron Moretti. Vocals by Dan Simpson

THEY ASK ME WHY I ALWAYS SAY WEAR WHITE?
IT’S THE ONLY COLOR THAT RHYMES WITH BIKE AND NIGHT.
THE COLOR OF SURRENDER WHEN YOU WANT TO GIVE IT UP
AND A COLOR THAT A BRIDE WEARS WHEN SHE WON’T.

IT’S THE KNIGHT THAT SAVES A DAMSEL IN DISTRESS
DON’T FORGET BJORK’S NIGHTMARE OF A DRESS
IT’S WORN BY MISTER CLEAN, CASPER THE FRIENDLY GHOST,
POLAR BEARS, AND THE LONE RANGER’S HORSE.

WHITE SHARKS, WHITE LIES, AND MOBY DICK, THE WHALE
AND ELEPHANTS IF YOU’RE LOOKING FOR A SALE.
PEGASUS, A HORSE THAT THE GREEK’S CLAIMED COULD FLY
AND WHITE LIGHTNIN’ THAT MAKES GROWN MEN WANT TO TRY.

SO, WHITE'S A COMBINATION OF ALL THE COLORS,
WEAR IT AND YOUR WEARING ALL THE OTHERS.
THE REASON WHY I SAY WEAR WHITE, AS IF IT REALLY MATTERS,
IS A TIP OF THE HAT TO THE STONES AND MICK JAGGER.

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  • Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
    So happy to hear this FINALLY air!
    3307 days ago.
  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    Pure gold.
    3308 days ago.
  • attaboy in ellicott city, md
    Uhhh...The Man in Black. Are you Joshing us, Josh?
    3309 days ago.
  • Josh
    What is the name of the Cash song this is set to?
    3309 days ago.
  • Byron in Philadelphia, PA
    Awesomeness!
    3309 days ago.
  • Glenn
    This is one of the all time great jingles. I searched out this site to leave my first comment. Bravo.
    3310 days ago.
  • Jeff Hysen in Silver Spring, MD
    Outstanding.
    3310 days ago.
  • robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
    an oldie, but VERY well-deserved! glad this finally got on.
    3310 days ago.
  • rob in Pittsburgh, PA
    and the vocals are tremendous too. just outstanding on every level.
    3500 days ago.
  • Jerry in Annandale, VA
    Another hit!!!
    3501 days ago.
  • judofuse in Atlanta
    Brad said it best...such well constructed lyrics.
    3502 days ago.
  • Brad Weiss in Carrboro, NC
    This is really creative and the writing is just wonderful!
    3502 days ago.