Lyrics

In response to the May 16, 2014 episode of The Tony Kornheiser Show in which TK had Darius Rucker on the show with a secret plan to shill for him to play Michael's wedding.

Well an old man said to me
with a total lack of shame
whatcha doin’ August 2?
He said if your schedule’s free
and if you’re in DC
come play my son’s wedding
and I said wait, Tony
what about Jerry?
I think he would be great
And you know Michael will be heart broken
and Liz may call the whole thing off
if those plans change (if you change them)

And would you even pay me?
your cheapness is world famous, Tone
and I wonder, would I eat for free
if I played your kid’s wedding?
If I play there…

A parody of Hootie & The Blowfish, “Old Man & Me"