Lyrics

"New Kid In Town [Ode to Johnny Football]"

There's talk on TV it sounds so familiar
Great expectations, but almost nobody’s drafting you
Picked twenty-two, you say God has a plan for you
But even your old friends are tweeting like you're stock fell through

Johnny called Football, the new kid in town
Mr. Tony loves you, so don't let him down

Crazed look in fan’s eyes, you haven’t yet begun to play
Hey, this is Cleveland, here they go again
But after awhile, they’re picking six' the other way
There’ll be restless nights after you’re benched

Oh, Johnny called Football, the new kid in town
Will Tony still love you when you're sacked to the ground?


A parody of “New Kid in Town” by Eagles