Lyrics

Here comes Tony's ma-a-a-ail bag....
Please send your emails, faxes and your notes!
Here comes Tony's ma-a-a-ail bag....
He's gonna read what we wrote!

I got the windows Tony advertised.
Michael Wilbon said he's not surprised.
I get my picks from a monkey, I'm a Kornheiser junkie....
Why no BANDWAGON Pulitzer Prize?

Here comes Tony's ma-a-a-ail bag....
Where all us LITTLES get to have our say....
Here comes Tony's ma-a-a-ail bag. I hope he reads mine today...

Kevin Sheehan's got your weather scoop.
David Aldridge sure can talk some hoops...
When I'm out on my bike, yes I always wear white
I'm a member of the OLD GUY Troop!

Here comes Tony's ma-a-a-ail bag....
Please send your faxes, emails and your notes!
Here comes Tony's ma-a-a-ail bag....
He's gonna read what we wrote!

By Joe Aro, Ellicott City, MD