Lyrics

I am a Mailbag Fan
Yes I tune in to Tony's show
but why I do this I don't know
Many of my notes disappear in Nigel's hand
All of my faxes find their way to NEVERland
The bastards tell me I should keep on sending mail
so I do, to no avail.....

He's Mister Tony
He was born an only child
stacks of cash he has compiled....
He'll cross the Bay Bridge on his way to Delaware
Legend has it this is how he lost his hair
but when it's stormy out and snowing he won't drive
That's why he's still alive

It's time for the Mailbag
he's got your emails and your notes
yes he's gonna read some for you folks
so check the podcast if you live in Colorado
One day next week you'll get to listen to this show
Those sonsabitches they will always let you down
They're just a bunch of clowns, but they'll always be around

By Joe Aro/Ellicott City, MD
Parody of THE HIGHWAYMAN, by Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, Waylon Jennings & Kris Kristofferson