Lyrics

A parody of Stevie Wonder's I Just Called To Say I Love You. These lyrics could apply to either TK or Wilbon.
Thanks to Dan Earner, who also happens to live in Japan, for his help with the additional lyrics and the mailbag chorus at the end.

The Nats will win in extra frames
And the Caps will not rock the red once again
Mike Shanahan, what did I say
He’s out of a job just like that guy Obenshain.

No 9 and 20, in twenty fourteen
This year the Wizards are a playoff bound team.
But why I called, you already knew
That I would say these three words aloud to you.

I just called to say I had that
I just called to say that calls insane
I just called to say I had that
And I’ll see you on tomorrow’s PTI.

And Tiger’s year, it will be rough.
Johnny Football will be a star and not a bust.
No BCS, four playoff teams
College football will be more exciting just wait and see.

No repeat champ, no MVP
LeBron will not see either in two thousand fourteen.
But why I called, you already knew
That I would say these three words aloud to you.

I just called to say I had that
I just called to gloat and rub it in
I just called to say I had that
And I’ll see you on tomorrow’s PTI.

Now, here comes Tony's mailbag
Got your emails, faxes and your notes
Well, here comes Tony's mailbag
Gonna read some for all of you folks.