Lyrics

Bob Ryan is a friend,
yeah, you know he's been a good friend of mine.
But lately something's changed, it ain't hard to define.
He's got an honorary degree, and I want to make it mine.

He gave a speech to get this prize,
And he walks around with that sash on, I just know it.
And he's got thing framed, and hanging on up on a wall.
You know, I wish I had a doctorate Degree,
I wish I had a doctorate degree,
Where can I find a Diploma like that?

If I was on a desert isle, He would be the man to be with,
Some say Kate Upton, she is kinda cute.
I guess if it could be her, then Bob would get the boot.
Cause she'd be walking round with that smile,
And she looks great in a bikini, we all know it.
What was point of song, anyway? Oh yeah,

I wish I had Bob Ryan's Degree.
I wish I had a Doctorate Degree.
Where can I find a diploma like that?
Like his doctorate degree?
Bob Ryan's Doctorate Degree?
Where can I find a diploma?
Somebody get me a diploma Like that!!