Why Don't You Do Sports? (Performed by Kjerstin Onstad, Lyrics by Steve Maloney)

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Recorded by steven maloney in White Bear Lake, MN
Recorded: 03/23/2014  Released: 03/24/2014  First aired: unaired

Lyrics

Why Don’t You Do Sports? (Why Don’t You Do Right - Peggy Lee)

Probably born in 1922,
You don't talk to athletes cause they're mostly fools
Why don't you do sports,
Like some other shows do?

Get outta here,
Nice job out of you

You have plenty of money and a big tv,
but you can’t get a picture, plug it in dummy!

Why don't you do sports, like some other shows do?

Get outta here,
Get me some free stuff too.

If you had prepared at least an hour ago,
this might even be a half-decent show.

Why don’t you do sports,
Like some other shows do?

Get outta here,
up next a Shad haiku...

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  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    Love this vocal! Great idea too!! Fabulous.
    3876 days ago.
  • Jolene
    Love it!
    3876 days ago.
  • Patrick Moffett in Sacramento, CA
    Great lyrics killer as usual Kj, this is awesome
    3877 days ago.
  • Kj in St. Paul, MN
    Thanks again Steve! Another uber fun jingle to record!
    3877 days ago.
  • Brad Weiss in Carrboro, NC
    Well THAT was unexpected! I love Benny Goodman, too. There should be some Charlie Christian jingles, just on principle. Too good for this show!
    3878 days ago.