Lyrics

To the tune of 'That's Amore' by Dean Martin

When the host is a guy who makes sales weasels cry, that's Kornheiser
When this show really stinks and the host likes a drink, that's Kornheiser

You will see, sandwiches for free, crush your enemy that would be, "Narisetti"
He's on air nearly every day, when he's not away, refugee Safeway for spaghetti

Gary Braun can be cruel and Nigel is a fool, we love Aldridge
Liz and Jeanne are so sweet, when they man the chick seat on the show

When he won't read your note on the air, you might feel he should be wiser
Scuzza me, but he'll read what he wants so take heed that's Kornheiser!